The Trump Presidential Library

By Kevin E. West
Published 10/30/19
 

The Trump Presidential Library
A sneak preview of the books to come…

The Presidential library, established since Herbert Hoover, has become a tradition in which documents, artifacts, gifts of state, and museum exhibits are maintained that relate to the former president’s life and career, both political and professional. Upon the departure of a U.S. President, the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) establishes a presidential materials project to house and index the documents until a new presidential library is built and transferred to the federal government.

Typically presidential libraries are established in a former president’s home state, but based on the number of lawsuits filed by the Southern District of New York it is difficult to predict when a library could or would be built in the state of New York as Mr. Trump may be physically detained and “unavailable” for its commencement. Additionally, it seems most of what Mr. Trump has collected during his White House tenure are just bags of cash, rather than gifts and artifacts so the (NARA) may be short on Presidential inventory.

So, with the current impeachment inquiry underway, the legitimate possibility exists that Donald J. Trump may not win re-election in 2020 or even see his first term to its natural end. With all of this uncertainty swirling about we wanted to bring some calm and clarity to this prestigious post-Presidency honor. Yes, there’s no doubt that Mr. Trump will proudly display The Art of the Deal in his Presidential library but what about all of the other potential literary gems that will provide a retrospective on @RealDonaldTrump?

Therefore, prior to the Holiday gift giving and the American exuberance for the joy of the season, this seemed like a good time to present a short list of the books that we expect to populate a few shelves of the Presidential library Donald J. Trump may have written, about him, by him, or his many cherished children, lovers, associates, friends, former staff and Cabinet members. We just can’t wait to feast our eyes on these!

Commissioned Titles for the Trump Library:

Ivanka Trump

Complicity: My New Brand!


Melania Trump

Yes, Im the Star of The Pee Tape


Don Trump Jr.

How to Adopt a Russian Hooker


Jared Kushner

Jews, Will Not Wait, What?


Eric Trump

The Forgotten Son Thank God


Kim Jong Un

Two Wild n Crazy Guys

Foreword by Steve Martin


Donald McGahn

A Man’s Got to Know His Limitations

Foreword by Clint Eastwood


Vladimir Putin

Puppetry: My Shirtless Pastime


Volodymyr Zelensky (Ukrainian Pres.)

Investigate Joe whoArpaio?


Rep. of China Pres. Xi Jinping

@RealArtoftheDeal: Trade Wars


Turkish Pres. Erdoğan

Wow, You Are Putins Bitch!


Mohammad Bin Salman (M.B.S.)

I Loved the Meatloaf Scene in Rocky Horror


Michael Cohen

Trumps Turkey n All the Fixin’s


Rudy Guiliani

Eastern Promises; A Love Story


Steve Bannon

Grandpa Himmlers Doctrine


Stephen Miller

Gaslighting: Mein McCarthyisms


William Barr

Roy Cohn Cant Carry my Jockstrap


Kellyanne Conway

Really, I Wear Ivanka


Hillary Clinton

Don Swamp & The Deplorables


Lindsay Graham

I’ve Evolved On the Constitution


Gen. Mattis

The Apprentice was Overrated


Bill Taylor

Quid Pro Quo; A Trump Twister


Gordon Sondland

Aren’t Trump Donors Exempt?


John Bolton

Damn Donald, I Thought I was Nuts


Mick Mulvaney

How to: GET OVER IT!


Mike Pence

Melania’s Special Accessory


Gen. Michael Flynn

From Russia With Love


Paul Manafort

Show Me the Money


Rick Gates

I’m with Stupid ­


Michael Flynn Jr.

Pops The Flippin’ Flynn


Sean Spicer

Neon Becomes Me


Sarah Huckabee Sanders

All Mad Cow – No Spine


Stephanie Grisham

Reporters I Made Famous


Jeff Sessions

A Hobbit Has No Memory!


Rex Tillerson

My IQ Isnt the Only Thing Bigger!


Mike Pompeo

Deflecting My Way to the Senate


Alexander Vindman

Hell, Even I Stand Against Putin


Anthony The MoochScaramucci

10 Days of Daycare


John McCain

Brain Tumor v. Bone Spurs


Elizabeth Warren

Pocahontas Shoots Pinocchio on 5th Ave.


John Kaisich

Republicans: The New Spineless Left


Sergey Kislyak & Sergei Lavrov

K.T. McFarland: Russian 3-Ways Rule!


Kurt Volker

1001 Giuliani Jokes


Viktor Vekselberg

Mr. Flynn, You Make Nice with Vladimir


Rob Goldstone

We Make Concert for Adopted Russians


Roger Stone

I Do Trumps Hair n Make-up


Michael Caputo

Uh, its Caputo, NOT Capote


David Pecker

You Should See My Secure Server




Gen. John Kelly

The ‘Yes Man’ is a Movie, Dipshit!


Steven Mnuchin

My Bride Cost More Than Yours


George Papdoplous

Coffee Boys’ Got Game


Tom Price

Charter Flight Blues


Betsy DeVos

.EDU means what again?


Stormy Daniels

Yes, He’s Impotent – I Mean, Incompetent


Karen McDougal

They Don’t Make Condoms That Small


Neil Gorsuch

My Secret Crush on Ginsburg


Brett Kavanaugh

@SCOTUS: A Guide to Boofing!


Rick Perry

I’m Not the Ukrainian Energy Secretary?


Rob Porter

I’ll Beat a Security Clearance Out of You


Hope Hicks

I Can Take a Lickin’ n’ Keep On Tickin


Rhona Graff

Executive Time with my Baby Orangutan


Carter Page

Me ‘n Putin, Sittin’ in a Tree


Corey Lewandowski

Literally, I Am Full of Shit


Devin Nunes

Being Trump’s Bitch


Jay Sekulow

Attorney-Client Privilege, OY VEY!


Joe Arpaio

Pardon My Racism


Roy Moore

Mall Cop A Teen Documentary


Reince Priebus

On Second Thought Not That Bad!


Scott Pruitt

My 1st Class Entourage


Trey Gowdy

Transparency, a Hairdo


Bob Corker

Trumps Napoleon Complex


Jeff Flake

#LameDuckStrong


Megyn Kelly

Sunday Bloody Sunday


Matthew Calamari

Trumps Bodyguardis Missing


Billy Bush

AVN Awards Best VideoWinner


Ronald Lieberman

The Trump Organization: My side gig


The Mexican Government

Mexico Extends to Colorado, COOL!


Felix Sater

We build Big Beautiful Tower for Blondie


U.S. Allies: A Compilation

No, Don’t Answer Just Let It Ring

Contributors: Australia, France

Canada, England & Germany


Peter Strzok

Oh Boy, I Actually Hit Send?


Lisa Page

Damn, is This Yours or Anthony Weiners?


Jerome Corsi:

Julian Assange is My Lover


Randy Credico:

Roger Stone Blows Me Qway


Michael Wolff

I’d Like a Beautiful Apology Letter!


Tony Fabrizio

Polling for Perogi’s


National Rifle Association

How to Control a Draft Dodger


Presidential Inaugural Committee (Biography)

We Do Better than the Mob


Julian Assange

My Last Name Starts with ASS!


WikiLeaks

Santa Asked: Have You Been


James Comey

Mr. President, Please Dont Shake My Hand


Robert Mueller

People, READ Between the Lines


Christopher Wray

Bernie, I Found the Damn Emails!


Allen Weisselberg

I Hate Knowing Everything


Tony Schwartz

Told You So


Whistleblower #1

Melania; Ms. Slovenia gets out


Donald J. Trump

Twitter: The Presidency for Dummies

The Trump Memoires; My Executive Time Abyss

Trilogy: Art of the Steal – The Fake News Blues

& Golfing With Very Fine People





Publishing & Media inquiries email: kevin@kevinewest.com

Kevin E. West is a veteran television actor in Hollywood whose Guest Star appearances include: Hawaii 5-0, Criminal Minds, Aquarius, Bones, Castle, Touch, CSI: Miami, Justified, Leverage, Lost, 24, Desperate Housewives, NCIS, Alias, CSI, Judging Amy and dozens more. Kevin is also a thrice-published author, with his latest work set to be released by TitleTown Publishing in November of 2019 entitled, ‘Politics…in a Word’, which is the first companion to the original Gift Book, Kevin’s Dictionary: ‘Life…in a Word’. Kevin is a former Stand-up comic, improv artist and the Founder of the award-winning performers business organization, The Actors’ Network.. Kevin is an international educational and Keynote speaker. He has spoken across the U.S. including, at UCLA the ShowBiz Expo, W.G.A., Screen Actors Guild Conservatory, and A Date with Hollywood at the Swedish Film Institute in Stockholm. Additional creative works include the award-winning video interview series, ActorBizGuru, and the 2-hour instructional audio program, The Actor’s Guide to GETTING THE JOB.

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